Time to laugh
A pregnant lady met with an accident and when she opened her eyes, she noticed she was not pregnant anymore. When she asked the nurse what happened to her baby, the nurse said "You have two healthy babies, a boy and a girl". The lady said, "Oh, Cool, I must name them " but the nurse said, "Since you were unconcious, we called your brother, and he named them !"The lady said ," Oh. no. But he's a dumb fellow, what did he name them ?"
The nurse said , " The girl is called "Denise". The woman replied , " Well, that's a pretty name, what about the boy?" The nurse replied, "Denephew"!
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Four expectant fathers were in a Minneapolis hospital waiting room, while their wives were in labor. The nurse arrived and announced to the first man, "Congratulations sir, you're the father of twins."
"What a coincidence!" the man said with some obvious pride. "I work for the Minnesota Twins baseball team."
The nurse returned in a little while and turned to the second man, "You, sir, are the father of triplets."
"Wow, that's really an incredible coincidence," he answered. "I work for the 3M Corporation. My buddies at work will never let me live this one down."
An hour later, while the other two men were passing cigars around, the nurse came back. This time, she turned to the third man, who had been quiet in the corner. She announced that his wife had just given birth to quadruplets. Stunned, he barely could reply.
"Don't tell me another coincidence?" asked the nurse.
After finally regaining his composure, he said, "I don't believe it, I work for the Four Seasons Hotel."
After hearing this, everybody's attention turned to the fourth guy, who had just fainted, flat out on the floor. The nurse rushed to his side and, after some time, he slowly gained back his consciousness.
The nurse asked, "Sir, are you all right?"
"Yes" says the man, "I'm o.k. now. I just had a shocking thought. I work for 7Eleven."
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A lady just boarded a bus holding her baby, the bus driver saw the baby and commented "Oooo, that's the ugliest baby I have ever seen". The lady got angry, starring at him took her seat. She told the man who was sitting nearby that the driver insulted her.
After finally regaining his composure, he said, "I don't believe it, I work for the Four Seasons Hotel."
After hearing this, everybody's attention turned to the fourth guy, who had just fainted, flat out on the floor. The nurse rushed to his side and, after some time, he slowly gained back his consciousness.
The nurse asked, "Sir, are you all right?"
"Yes" says the man, "I'm o.k. now. I just had a shocking thought. I work for 7Eleven."
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A lady just boarded a bus holding her baby, the bus driver saw the baby and commented "Oooo, that's the ugliest baby I have ever seen". The lady got angry, starring at him took her seat. She told the man who was sitting nearby that the driver insulted her.
He replied , " Oh is it ? Don't leave him, Go and ask him why he did so , Till then let me hold your monkey for you "
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A woman was pregnant with triplets and they were insideof her talking amounst each other. The first one said, " when i get out of here and grow up, i want to be a cave explorer because i want to know why it’s so dark in here." The second one said, " when i get out of here and grow up, i want to be a aqua diver because i want to know why it’s so wet in here." "Well," said the third one," when i get out of here and grow up, i want to be a private detective because i want to find out who that bald headed guy is that keeps coming in and out of here!"
gud comedy n oru raanngeeaaa irukungo final comedy..
Enjoyed reading these jokes.
The last but 2 are very good.
last one range vera.--SKM