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As a mom of a 2 yr old girl, I've been through those tough times with questions all my blood cells. If carrying the baby was one hell of a task, caring the baby is not any different. But when you look at that one cute smile of your baby's, the misseries simply become passing clouds. Stay tuned with babnybaby to enjoy the complete baby experience. Good luck to all the mom-to-be's and dad-to-be's out there. -- Kavya

Showing posts with label Baby Humor. Show all posts
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Funny Baby Stories

Babies are cute and what they do and speak are funny to look at.

Here are some funny baby incidents that forms sweet memories , whenever I think of them, I laugh aloud forgetting all my worries.

Right after our daughter was born, we went out to a restaurant for a treat with my sister's family and couple of friends. I sat next to Sunil, my best friend's husband. He always loves to joke around with everyone and grab everybody's attention to him. We all ordered food and drinks. As we were waiting for our food to come, Sunil started playing with my daughter, and all of a sudden grabbed her bottle and squirted it into his coffee. All the women around the table burst out in laughter ! Sunil was so happy that every women thought he is funny. but actually what made them laugh is that they knew that I only fed my daughter breastmilk which Sunil did'nt.
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My husband hates to change diapers, I have heard him say many times that he would change not even a single diaper, Having a baby changes everything..! ofcourse it changed him too ! He started changing our daughter's diaper. It's a great challenging task to successfully change a baby's diaper without getting anything on your fingers. When our daughter was three months old, One day, she had diarrhea. I was busy in the kitchen and my husband had to do it. He held up my daughter's two little feet to clean her hips. With a loud sound of farting, her pieces of s*** burst out suddenly, just right towards the face of my husband. With a surprise, he had kept his mouth wide open and s*** ran directly into his mouth ! Consequence : She is now 1 year old and to this day, my husband never changes our daughter's diaper.
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We used to play a music CD for our daughter before she takes a nap daily from about 4 to 5 months old. She has been hearing the same song daily about 3 to 4 times for a month or so. When she was around 7 months old, she has been used to the same songs very much. When we switch on the CD, she knows that she has to sleep and immediately starts sucking her thumb. So funny to look at.
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My nephew "Rahul" who is 36 months old used to spell out his name as "Lolly" as he can't pronounce the syllabel "ra". One day my sister had taken him out for shopping and as usual he demanded a candy and she got him 2 lollipops one for her and one for him. When they both were enjoying their lollipops, she said " this is called lollipop". He immediately replied " No, this is lollipop , what you are having is "ammapop" (:-)
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My sister is trying to potty-train her son who is going to celebrate his 3rd birthday next month.

She bought him a new potty-seat and advised him to go on that whenever he feels the urge to go.

Sister : Koushik, you should not pee on your diaper , go on that potty-seat whenever you feel like going ok.

Koushik : potty-seat ? Then where is thatha-seat ? And I need a Koushik-seat to go. ( 'potty' in tamil means grandma, 'thatha' means grandpa)

She bursted into laughter forgetting she is potty training him.

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Time to laugh

A pregnant lady met with an accident and when she opened her eyes, she noticed she was not pregnant anymore. When she asked the nurse what happened to her baby, the nurse said "You have two healthy babies, a boy and a girl". The lady said, "Oh, Cool, I must name them " but the nurse said, "Since you were unconcious, we called your brother, and he named them !"

The lady said ," Oh. no. But he's a dumb fellow, what did he name them ?"

The nurse said , " The girl is called "Denise". The woman replied , " Well, that's a pretty name, what about the boy?" The nurse replied, "Denephew"!
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Four expectant fathers were in a Minneapolis hospital waiting room, while their wives were in labor. The nurse arrived and announced to the first man, "Congratulations sir, you're the father of twins."
"What a coincidence!" the man said with some obvious pride. "I work for the Minnesota Twins baseball team."
The nurse returned in a little while and turned to the second man, "You, sir, are the father of triplets."
"Wow, that's really an incredible coincidence," he answered. "I work for the 3M Corporation. My buddies at work will never let me live this one down."
An hour later, while the other two men were passing cigars around, the nurse came back. This time, she turned to the third man, who had been quiet in the corner. She announced that his wife had just given birth to quadruplets. Stunned, he barely could reply.
"Don't tell me another coincidence?" asked the nurse.
After finally regaining his composure, he said, "I don't believe it, I work for the Four Seasons Hotel."
After hearing this, everybody's attention turned to the fourth guy, who had just fainted, flat out on the floor. The nurse rushed to his side and, after some time, he slowly gained back his consciousness.
The nurse asked, "Sir, are you all right?"
"Yes" says the man, "I'm o.k. now. I just had a shocking thought. I work for 7Eleven."
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A lady just boarded a bus holding her baby, the bus driver saw the baby and commented "Oooo, that's the ugliest baby I have ever seen". The lady got angry, starring at him took her seat. She told the man who was sitting nearby that the driver insulted her.


He replied , " Oh is it ? Don't leave him, Go and ask him why he did so , Till then let me hold your monkey for you "
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A woman was pregnant with triplets and they were insideof her talking amounst each other. The first one said, " when i get out of here and grow up, i want to be a cave explorer because i want to know why it’s so dark in here." The second one said, " when i get out of here and grow up, i want to be a aqua diver because i want to know why it’s so wet in here." "Well," said the third one," when i get out of here and grow up, i want to be a private detective because i want to find out who that bald headed guy is that keeps coming in and out of here!"

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Don't Say it !

Things that a husband is not supposed to say to his wife during Childbirth :

Before the Baby is born :
1. Gosh ! You are lucky ! I wish men could experience this miracle !
2. Do you think the baby will come before the football match starts ?
3. You don't need epidural honey. Just relax and enjoy the moment.
4. If you think this is paining, I should have told you about the time when I twisted my arm playing basketball.
5. Here comes the camera, Say 'cheese'.
6. Remember what we learned in Lamaze Class. 'Hee hee huu huu'. You
are using the wrong words sweety.
7. Did you pack any sandwich for us to eat ? I hate
hospital food.
8. While you lay down there, I could see how much
weight you have put on.
After the Baby is Born :
1. Oops ! Which cord am I supposed to cut ?
2. Honey ! Your stomach looks like there's another baby in there.

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